The Indian in the Cupboard: Travel Souvenirs and Various Miscellanea

Are you a collector?

I ask because I recently moved, and when slowly unpacking four decades worth of boxes (I’m getting old), I discovered what was probably just a handful, but seemed like dozens, of travel souvenirs, tchotchkes, and other knick-knacks picked up during the course of my travels. Some, like a foot-long Maori carving made of wood, are rather nice. A couple, such as a Statue of Liberty paperweight that was given to me by my grandmother and is my only material memory of her, are nostalgic.

And then there’s the crap. A bag of shredded currency from the Denver Federal Reserve Bank that supposedly represents $165. A framed piece of barbed wire fencing from the DMZ between North and South Korea. A collection of drink coasters in the shape of a durian, that famously stinky, spiky fruit of Southeast Asia. An “official” piece of gift shop chalk from England’s White Cliffs of Dover. A plate, with mounting standing, featuring images of San Francisco and purchased during my first visit to the “Paris of the West.” And let’s not even talk about my shot glass collection.

I could keep going.

Suffice to say, I couldn’t find room in my new place for all of these collectibles – at least not without the place looking cluttered. The shredded currency and gift shop chalk are on my desk, alongside the Lady Liberty paperweight, but the other items remain packed away in storage. All of this begs the question: Why did I buy this stuff in the first place?

All self-deprecating jokes notwithstanding, I try not be an “ugly American” when I travel. Ever since the re-election of George W. Bush in 2004, I have found myself joking with locals on my travels abroad that I “didn’t vote for him,” or I “want to you that most Americans really are good people,” or something along those lines. I was especially mindful of my verbiage choices when visiting the Middle East, for example a pre-Arab Spring Syria in 2007.

It should go without saying that most locals understood, and emphatically stated that it is what it is and that they hoped I would tell friends back home the real truth about the friendliness of locals and the sensory wonders to behold in places like Syria, Turkey, Malaysia, Uganda, Peru, Guatemala, and my beloved Mexico of course. No matter where you go, people are generally decent; linguistic and religious differences seldom make much of a difference.

Still, I support entrepreneurship, and I try to support “mom-and-pop” stores whenever possible. Overseas, it sends the right gesture, I think, and contributes money, however small the amount, to the local economy. Why not, therefore, purchase something when traveling to bring back as a souvenir for oneself or as a gift for someone else? I have just one sibling and no children of my own, so with the exception of toys for my niece (who is now 14 and wants little to do with me, ha!), most items purchased ended up in one of various keepsake boxes that I own. And what began as a modest goal to buy one shot glass for each new country that I visited ultimately amounted to several thousand dollars spent on trinkets big and small.

Okay, so the matching Beijing Olympics t-shirts that I bought my parents when I went to China for the first time didn’t break the bank, but the $700 terracotta warrior certainly did…and even moreso after I added on another $150 in international shipping charges. That, for me, was a once-in-a-lifetime “gotta have it” purchase, and the warrior, who I’ve named Chin, proudly stands silent guard near my dining room table…

…Except it wasn’t a once-in-a-lifetime purchase. I found myself, when traveling to new corners of the globe for the first time, buying not just the requisite shot glasses and t-shirts but also larger, more expensive items. A didgeridoo from Australia, a samurai sword from Japan, a jembo drum from Kenya. A woven carpet from Agra, India, a hookah pipe from Göreme, Turkey, a guitar from Tlaquepaque, Mexico. A series of masks from various ports of call that line my entire living room, dining room, and kitchen wall. Somebody call for an intervention!

There is hope, though. For one thing, I rarely buy souvenir t-shirts. For another, I’ve made it to most regions of the world that I have ever hoped to visit, so while I probably won’t be able to stop myself from buying another shot glass the next time I visit a new country, I don’t expect any souvenir purchases that will find me shelling out hundreds of dollars at time. For another thing still, I simply can’t afford to travel like I once did, so the problem basically fixes itself.

I still don’t know what do with that plate of San Francisco, or with that piece of DMZ barbed wire, or with a pair of snout-to-snout wooden pigs, bought from a vendor at the Summer Palace in Beijing to celebrate the Year of the Pig (2007). And yes, I did buy a fedora in Havana last year (though I said “no” to the ubiquitous Che Guevara t-shirts), so I’m not fully cured. Mostly, though, I am proud of my travel souvenirs, a real “potpourri” of memorabilia. See what I did there?

What do you collect when you travel? Leave a comment below and let your fellow Loyal Readers know!

Author: gringopotpourri

Gringo - aka Scott - was born outside of Chicago and has lived most of his life in or around big cities. He spent two years of his adult life in Mexico City (talk about big cities!) and fell in love with Mexican food and culture all while weathering the challenges of life in a city with over 20 million people. Life's unpredictable journey has since brought him to Tennessee, where he is close to family and to the natural beauty of the Great Smoky Mountains. Scott also enjoys movies, hiking, top ten lists, and travel in general.

3 thoughts on “The Indian in the Cupboard: Travel Souvenirs and Various Miscellanea”

  1. I just took a trip today to the Ciudadela Handicraft Market in Mexico City today, so I thought I would comment. After 45 years of traveling to Mexico as well as to other countries I have accumulated a lot of souvenirs. I have always avoided the tourist junk, and bought things that were not necessarily expensive but which would look nice in my house. There is a definite Mexican flavor to the decor of my home. But it has reached the point where I don´t need any more stuff. Unless I see a piece that I really, really like, my shopping now is for gifts for others. (Everything I bought today was to give as gifts.) Every year I also donate a bunch of handicrafts to a charity auction for an organization called “Amigos de las Américas”. I love shopping in Mexico… I just don’t shop for myself as much.

    1. That is a great market, though a bit far from most points of touristic interest to get the traffic it deserves. I have a small family and a small enough friend circle to not find much need anymore for buying souvenirs, although I did pick up a few curios for friends when I visited Cuba last winter.

      Do you have any favorite collectibles? Mine is Chin, even though he weighs a ton and is not easy to move.

      1. I have a number of wood carvings that I really like… some from Ecuador, and some from Chiapas. I love the black pottery from Oaxaca, but unfortunately the larger pieces do not travel well, so I only have a few small pieces.

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